The Daily Blerg

“I didn’t mean to.” Really?

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:39:57 -0400

“I didn’t mean to.” Really?

One of my favorite scenes from 30 Rock.

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:20:49 -0400

One of my favorite scenes from 30 Rock.

This is how they roll in India…

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:02:21 -0400

This is how they roll in India…

Ali Lohan is a huge brat.

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:58:54 -0400

Ali Lohan is a huge brat.

Forget just having regular health insurance. I need XTREME...

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:46:00 -0400

Forget just having regular health insurance. I need XTREME health insurance! Check out Tonik!

Hummer-COPTER!

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 17:06:58 -0400

Hummer-COPTER!

Some of my friends are looking for new jobs. So I’m...

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:00:27 -0400

Some of my friends are looking for new jobs. So I’m posting this video clip in order to be helpful. I’m sure it will be inspirational.

I caught a clip of this on Jezebel and it freaked me out. I want...

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:10:00 -0400

I caught a clip of this on Jezebel and it freaked me out. I want to believe these kids are psychic, but I can’t help but look at their parents and simply guess that their moms want to get famous. Dina Lohan-itis is an epidemic. I mean this kid has French tips on her fingernails. What kid gets manicures?

For the record, I never sold out. I was born corporate.

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 20:48:00 -0400

For the record, I never sold out. I was born corporate.

It would be cool to move to Japan.

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:13:00 -0400

It would be cool to move to Japan.

“This election has outlasted Bionic Woman. That’s...

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 22:57:00 -0400

“This election has outlasted Bionic Woman. That’s stupid!” -Daily Show’s Wyatt Cenac

Kirk Cameron wrote some book and is promoting it on The View. ...

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 22:27:00 -0400

Kirk Cameron wrote some book and is promoting it on The View. I like Kirk and don’t care at all that he believes in intelligent design. Who the crap cares? This is America. If you want to believe that the Muppets created the universe, be my guest.

Audit Faults an Education Nonprofit

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 05:29:00 -0400

Audit Faults an Education Nonprofit: I wish more people would stop donating to causes and nonprofits that are irresponsible with money. Most donors feel very good about themselves and end up sending money to nonprofits that have very weak results. Many donors figure reading the press packet about an organization is good enough. It’s not.

15 years after being 'Exiled in Guyville'

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:57:00 -0400

15 years after being 'Exiled in Guyville': I came across this NPR interview yesterday and learned stuff about Liz Phair’s ‘Exile in Guyville’ that I never knew. For instance, I never knew it was a response to a Rolling Stones album called ‘Exiled on Main Street’. Cool.

HAHAHAHA!

Mon, 26 May 2008 22:02:50 -0400

HAHAHAHA!

One of my favorite scenes from 30 Rock.

Sun, 25 May 2008 08:33:37 -0400

One of my favorite scenes from 30 Rock.

Sometimes I really want a car and then I’m reminded of why...

Thu, 22 May 2008 17:13:00 -0400

Sometimes I really want a car and then I’m reminded of why it’s such a lousy idea.

"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."

Sun, 18 May 2008 22:13:06 -0400

““If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway.””

- Star Jones, reacting to a guest saying another was “a cheeseburger away from being obese,” while she hosted a reunion for cast members of the Oxygen show The Bad Girls Club.

“Thank you for trying to help, Mother. I know you have my...

Wed, 14 May 2008 00:21:03 -0400

“Thank you for trying to help, Mother. I know you have my best interests at heart, but, as you can see, it is all under control. Please take your seat so we can resume the game.”

I can’t wait for August!!! I’ve never seen Audrina...

Tue, 13 May 2008 19:50:47 -0400

I can’t wait for August!!! I’ve never seen Audrina angry. I’ll be googling Lo and Audrina to see if Lo says something rude about her. It’s so sad. I like both of them very much. Lo is super funny. Audrina is nice and reserved, generally. In the clip above, she actually gets angry at Lo.