Hummer-COPTER!

Some of my friends are looking for new jobs. So I’m posting this video clip in order to be helpful. I’m sure it will be inspirational.

I caught a clip of this on Jezebel and it freaked me out. I want to believe these kids are psychic, but I can’t help but look at their parents and simply guess that their moms want to get famous. Dina Lohan-itis is an epidemic. I mean this kid has French tips on her fingernails. What kid gets manicures?

For the record, I never sold out. I was born corporate.

It would be cool to move to Japan.